Staying warm

Plans for hibernation while staying warm.
The best way to stay warm in the winter and also stock up on food for hibernation.

Christmas baking!!

Frog baking tip; Make sure you have enough peppermint candied flys on hand(flipper) for buttons

Happy Baking.
Stay warm,
Frog.
Read

You might want to check this cookbook out at your local library
"Seriously Simple Holidays" by"Diane Rossen Worthington"
Phiny wanted to try "Sour Cream-Vanilla cupcakes" p198
with fly wing sprinkles
I thought it looked good, until he said that.-_-; Jem.

A Frogs Christmas wish

Wishes to you this holiday season
Peace love
and
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A stocking full of candy coated flys!



Frog.
a.k.a. Frog Prince

Beware books, they suck you in!!!

Have no fear, I have returned from adventuring in foreign tales.

You are supposed to say from foreign parts. Phineas.

But I, was in foreign tales. I was sucked into a book. . .

I thought you went away for your vacation, are you saying you stayed home all this time?

I was adventuring! I was literally sucked into a book!!) Those things should come with warning labels. -_-;)
It was magic or some sort of sorcery. I'm a prince magically turned frog so I can tell sorcery when I see it.(no really)
I was reading this book at the Robinson library.

(Slacking on the job?)

I was reviewing it in my spare time (humph). As I was saying. I was reviewing this book:

A must for every prince-who-would-be-dragonslayer.

When it sucked me in! One minute I 'm reading harmless letters. The next I'm battling fierce fiery monsters from the deepest, darkest caverns of the earth!!! Of course, even in my damp amphibian form that dragon was no match for Phineas Hawthorn Dante Webster Roberts III.
And then, this beautiful princess asked me (Me!) to help her find her gold ball.


Of course being the handsome, gallant frog that I am I leapt to her side and proclaimed my undying love and fealty for I "Phineas Hawthorn Dante Webster Roberts the third, would find her golden ball. At which point I notice she was a bit farther away than I remembered but I'm sure she heard me.
I was about to begin a full scale search party when someone shook me out of the pages (pointed glare at Jem!)

I needed to shelve the book you were in.

Yes, well needless to say I didn't let such minor inconveniences get in the way of my quest I would go into as many books as it took until I found what I searched for. I would leave no stone overlooked, no page unturned, dragon undefeated. In my search I vowed to help any damsel in distress . . .

. .Which is how you got into the three maidens fiasco.
(cough) Yes, well, we won't go into that here. . .
So you searched high and low, then what. I see your still slimy. What, she refused to kiss you after all?
Its mucus, not slime. . . And no, I didn't give up, I would never. . . but when I returned I found my darling to-be cheating on me with another frog.
Oh, Phinny I'm so, sorry. .
It's all right. . I'm sure she'll get over me in time.

. . .

Since I'm back to work at the bookmobile I found this new book I'm going to leap into:

(I modeled for the front cover)
This new book seems promising, perhaps I won't need that princess' kiss after all. I'll find a spell to turn me into a handsome prince (er-back into one that is).
I hope you all will read it and see how things turn out for me!
We'll be cheering for you Phinny.

Jem
Yes, Phinny?
Don't call me Phinny.

Frog.

Golden apple update

A note from Jem:
Hey. Just in case you were all wondering whats become of frog, I thought I'd read a few headlines from "The Daily Flipper" and the "Bog Buzz" (if you already subscribe to these nonexistent news-weeklys then (I'm surprised) you probably already know this.)

"The Daily Flipper" reads

"Princess gold ball mistaken for apple,"

"Fight breaks out amongst three mythological maidens." "pothole hops out at preschool bookmobile. . . bus mechanic over worked rescuing"

From the "Bog Buzz"

"Maiden Fight Escalates When Stranger tries to choose the fairest"
"Mysterious Frog reportedly caught in middle of argument. "


In a side note on page B6 of the Bog was was the heading "War breaks out in troy. Cause still under investigation".



But in more important news the golden ball was lost in the frey.
If you would like to know more about the fight
go
----->here
---->here
&->here



Thats all for now but frog has been advised to take a rest from his search and so maybe he'll have a "frog reads" for you later.
Jem.

Snow storm hinders search

Lost:

Princess' gold ball
if seen please report to Frog.
Ball last seen near well.

Laura Joffe Numeroff should write a book about a Frog.

A poem by Jem. A parody of "Laura Joffe Numeroff's "
"If You Give a Mouse a Cookie"

"If you give a frog a desk."

If you give a frog a desk, he'll ask for some note paper to leave strange comments for your co-workers.
If you give him the note paper, he'll ask for a marker.
As you reach toward your pen holder, you might bump the computer mouse giving him an idea.
He'll want to start a web page proclaiming frogs the magnificent and staring him in a diamond studded crown with ads along the sidebar looking for available green loving princess.

Because you don't have a crown, you make him a blog.
If you give a frog a blog he might want a computer to type.
And chances are, if you let him use your computer.
He might want a desk to set it on.
The End.

My only comment to Jem is instead of a poem she should have written a book and titled it "Frog; a memoir." We would sell millions. There could even be a centerfold with color pictures and a modeling shoot. maybe seeing My princely visage, princesses would be more inclined to pucker up. . . sigh.
Ask for a webpage, you get a blog.
Ask for a Book you get a poem. . .I'll bet that mouses cookie was oatmeal. -_-
Frog.
(I should have at least got the ads in the sidebar )

Hibernation

Ahhhhhh Warmm