"If You Give a Mouse a Cookie"
"If you give a frog a desk."
If you give a frog a desk, he'll ask for some note paper to leave strange comments for your co-workers.
If you give him the note paper, he'll ask for a marker.
As you reach toward your pen holder, you might bump the computer mouse giving him an idea.
He'll want to start a web page proclaiming frogs the magnificent and staring him in a diamond studded crown with ads along the sidebar looking for available green loving princess.
Because you don't have a crown, you make him a blog.
If you give a frog a blog he might want a computer to type.
And chances are, if you let him use your computer.
He might want a desk to set it on.
The End.
My only comment to Jem is instead of a poem she should have written a book and titled it "Frog; a memoir." We would sell millions. There could even be a centerfold with color pictures and a modeling shoot. maybe seeing My princely visage, princesses would be more inclined to pucker up. . . sigh.
Ask for a webpage, you get a blog.
Ask for a Book you get a poem. . .I'll bet that mouses cookie was oatmeal. -_-
Frog.
(I should have at least got the ads in the sidebar )
