Hello, I am Frog.

I work at a bookmobile. I don’t work on the bus but at the bookmobile center (where the books are kept.) My job is pretty straight forward. I keep the fly population down. I have a P.H.D. (Perfectly Healthy Diet) and A.E.R. (Amphibians Eat Right) in Fly catching. People don’t understand the intricacies involved in how hard I work. I have on occasion heard things like “There are no flys in here.” and “What does that lazy frog do anyway?” I am sadly underappreciated. . .But well fed.
Frog.